Most Linux distributions (and BSDs) come with a binary called ddate (normally /usr/bin/ddate). Whatis ddate gives us this:
(kitesfear) $ whatis ddate ddate (1) - converts Gregorian dates to Discordian dates
Today’s output from ddate is:
(kitesfear) $ ddate Today is Pungenday, the 11st day of The Aftermath in the YOLD 3177
Can you spot the fail? Though it’s very much in Discordian spirit. I highly doubt that there is an 11st day of any season. When I’m done working on the project I’ve got in front of me right now, I’ll d/l the source code and see if I can’t fix it.