Enjoying the view from my mountain estate, when I heard a distinctive noise. Reflexively, I turn around, but see nothing. I heard it again, this time looking up.
HOLY FSCK, IT’S A CREEPER ON MY ROOF
That’s right, I come back from a hiatus to see a Creeper on my roof. I ran away before I thought to take a screen shot.
Come morning, I’m lighting up the Mountain.