I have to say, I love wine. It wasn’t always like this. I use to think wine was for rich white people. Boy was I wrong. Wine is for anyone. I should have known this because hobos drink wine. I know that Tunderbird is not wine, but that’s way beyond the point. I just want to let everyone know that I really, really, really love wine. It’s so yummy and makes my head all swimmy and I don’t have to be all worried about whatever it was that I was worried about. I have to say, if you ever want a good, pretty cheap wine, I’d go with The Stump Jump. It’s a blend of grenache, shiraz, and mourvedre. It’s goooooood. I’ve also had a bottle by now (just so you know). I think you should totally try it.I don’t know how many people are aware of the fact that my life has been slowly falling apart. My grades are spiraling down the drain faster than I thought possible, and I’m pretty sure that my life is over. I’m never going to get a doctorate, I’m not going to be that intrepid archaeologist, I’m going to be a giant disappointment to everyone who’s ever believed that I’d end up as anything. It’s really enough to make me curl up in my bed and eat an entire box of crackers while I morn my dreams. How the hell do I explain to my grade school self that I failed. I’m still an overweight, lazy, underachiever. Sure, I have a boyfriend and I’ve ditched my virginity, but that’s about it.
This is where the wine comes in. It makes me feel a little better while tasting yummy. What more could one person ask for? The Stump Jump was only 10 bucks but has a very rounded taste. You could pick up Apothic Red for about the same price, but it tends to be on the sweet side, and If I wanted sweet, I’d just drink juice.
Also, Ayn Rand sucks, and I’m really hoping that Paul Ryan gets unelected sometime soon. I’m not holding my breath though.