Never get a physical in the winter

The doc’s hands are damn cold.  And testicular exams are made all the more difficult when shrinkage is a factor.  And prostate exams are never pleasant.  And to top it off, the physical was the annual DENTAL INSURANCE physical, to make sure I didn’t have glaucoma, diabetes, blood-clotting issues, etc.  I know the doc has to check EVERYTHING but the dentist should NOT be caring about anything below the belt or else he’s in the wrong profession.

Still, those exams are nothing compared to how I’ve heard women describe gynecological pelvic exams.

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