Avast! Everyone knows ’bout the jackasses who wantonly pluralize nouns with apostrophes, but I saw the first verb conjugatin’ that included an apostrophe.
Yarrr! It was on the back o’ a dump truck an’ it said “Only God Know’s.” WTF? Apparently, every time a word ends ‘n ‘s,’ it now needs t’ be offset by a misplaced apostrophe. People shouldn’t pass English class if they abuse punctuatin’ ‘n this horrid manner.