I like to read  Once in a while, something will be just so damned funny:

Date: Mon, 06 Sep 10 21:52:46 -0500
From: Internet Oracle <>
Subject: Internet Oracularity #1471-10

Selected-By: "Tim Chew" <>

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

> hi Orrie, my descendants are doing things that I think are
> horrible! But I was cremated and my ashes dumped at sea. Can
> I still manage to roll over in my grave? If so, how? This is
> very important to me.

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} You are now a Marine Corpse. As you know, the Marines always get things
} done. No less can be expected of you. Your disassociation into tiny
} particles merely spreads your abilities wider.
} Once a Corpse, always a Corpse!


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