I got one of those “see if your key starts the car and you drive it home” contest flyers. But I couldn’t make heads or tails of it:
#1 That key ain’t startin’ shit. Car keys don’t have a single dimple down the middle, single-layer teeth made of metal so soft that the mailman can bend it just by sticking the flyer in the box, or cheap flimsy plastic heads that aren’t even glued on.
#2. The ad implies that you can either try your key (for some unknown purpose) or the key may somehow (through unexplained means) win you a new 2010 Camaro. It doesn’t state that those two conditions are mutually exclusive but it does imply it.
I think I know what they mean but WTF? Who wrote this?