So I was in a spring cleaning mood, and came across a Creative Inspire 5.1 5200. It has been in a box for awhile because the volume control unit has a fractured circuit board (model ms0400b). Also, it only has 4 speakers.
In short, if someone wants this, its up for the taking. If not, it goes in the magical waste receptacle where it shall disappear for all eternity and no one will have to worry about it ever again.