I promised the Chad that I’d post these two screenies from my mom’s Slackware box.
No, it isn’t shopped. Or GIMPed. This was due to me forgetting that I have a couple of high-volume RSS feeds coming in via e-mail. Procmail was routing them to mailboxes I rarely check. Hence, 44,305 unread messages. A lot of “Mark All As Read” was used to clean it up.
Here’s a good job for me: High-speed inserting operator.