Okay. Please pardon the scatological nature of this post. It really is quite funny / telling.
I’m not having coffee until after I get back from the doctor’s office ’cause I’m having a tetanus shot and I tend to freak out like a kindergartener when I get shots. (It’s really dumb ’cause blood work / IVs don’t bother me at all.) When I don’t have coffee, I tend to have odd thoughts. This is one of them.
I’m taking a piss. A pubic hair fell into the stream, bifurcating it. I immediately panicked and thought “Oh crap! I gotta be careful now not to cross the streams!!” I blinked twice and realized exactly how geeky I am.