Words suck

I was trying to think of the brand name of those guaifenesin tablets.  The word I wanted was “Mucinex.”  What kept popping into my head was “Cuisinart.”  Aren’t words fun?  “Take a Cuisinart to clear up chest congestion!”  I bet that exposing your bronchial tubage directly to a Cuisinart would likely clear up congestion pretty quickly.  Small matter that your entire respiratory tract would subsequently resemble sangria.  🙂

I’d just hate for you to be in the shower one day when out of the shadows steps a man with a smuggled-in molecular destabilizer, and ZAP!   What was once your penis is now a tasteful reproduction of a coffee table by Herman Miller.

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