Exhibit A: The Evidence:
Since I live below a family of inbred hicks (I wish I could find my Red Eye article again), we who live below are restricted to a small portion of the basement for our storage. Those who live above have most of the basement, the back hallway, and the attic. Accordingly, I have concealed the location of my cellar from almost everyone. But to you, dear readers, I will reveal it in case you ever want to break into my house. I wouldn’t want you to have to go without beer while robbing me.
The fly swatter doesn’t belong to us. Neither does the laundry facility. My mother and I do our laundry at a laundromat. We don’t relish the idea of our clothes coming out of the dryer with wads of dog hair stuck to them.
This is the only storage space we’re allowed in the entire house. The shitty part is that we can’t lock it. You’ll see why in a moment.
Really just to keep the door from flopping open and blocking the laundry.
We can’t lock the door because the breaker panels are in here. Most of what we store here is seasonal – the fans, air conditioners, golf clubs, and flower pots go here during winter, and the dehumidifier, Christmas stuff, etc. go here during the summer. The Jensen 80 watt 3-way shelf speakers just live here. Anyone want them? They work fine but I have no place to use them.
Kinda slim. Which is the reason for this post. I’ma go shopping later today at Discount Liquor. I plan to get some holiday brews for next year to put down here, as well as some general brews for consumption at various points throughout the year. Any suggestions this time? Thanks!