Okay. I’m a dude. As such, I tend to remain standing to urinate unless I have other business to attend to. Today, that proved to be a mistake.
You see, I have been having allergy problems and am prone to sneezing fits. Well I suffered a sudden sneeze tonight while peeing. Instinctively, I grabbed the tissues and dutifully began blowing my nose, completely forgetting the prior engagement that had now moistened every surface of the bathroom through my inattention.
As I mopped up the puddles that had formed, I pondered why we have such a problem with urine? Unless one has an active infection, one’s urine is sterile, and little more than foul-smelling salt water. But the bathroom needed a good clean anyway 🙂